Essays

TALES FROM ATIKU’S BEDROOM

Dino Melaye, the vile, villainous, sinister, ominous, malodrous, malevolent, arse-licking and rectum-sucking spokesman for the Atiku/Okowa Presidential Campaign Council and a man for whom I have nothing but disdain, disgust and contempt has alleged that His Excellency Senator Kashim Shettima, our Vice Presidential candidate is the leader of Boko Haram and that he would open …

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YEMI OSINBAJO, BOLA TINUBU AND QUEEN ELIZABETH’S FUNERAL

Yemi Osinbajo, a legal guru, a jurisprudential genius, a Professor of Law, a highly-acclaimed Pastor, a well-respected Servant of the Living God, a Senior Advocate of Nigeria, a writer and author of many books, an expert on the law of evidence and our nations’s Vice President came from very humble beginnings and yet has done …

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PUT YOUR HOUSE IN ORDER AND MEET US IN THE FIELD OF BATTLE

Our battle formations have been assembled and the game is on! The marching drums are beating, our horses pull at the bit, our warriors are singing as we prepare to enter the fray. Caesar has crossed the Rubicorn: war is inevitable! The enemy should prepare for a relentless bombardment! When the whistle blows on September …

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